Austin, TX — Angered by a Chuck Norris appearance on the Larry King Show, an Austin man has challenged the former actor and karate star to a fight.
On September 10, Chuck Norris appeared on the Larry King Show along with Arianna Huffington and Ari Fleischer. Mr. Norris was extremely vocal in his support for John McCain’s presidency, to the point of outright rudeness.
Watching the program from his living room, and seething with anger, was martial artist Ricky “The Democrat” Dempsey. Before the program had ended, Dempsey’s mission became clear. He would challenge Chuck Norris to a fight.
Image: Patrick “The Democrat” Dempsey in a training session
“We are both fighters,” said Dempsey. “Chuck is a former karate dude, and I practice mixed martial arts. This is what fighters do … they fight.”
Dempsey grew angry while watching the Larry King episode because, in his words, Chuck Norris went “off the reservation” in his support of John McCain.
“The guy’s a kook,” said Dempsey. “Watch the video on YouTube and see for yourself. He’s lost it. And I particularly take offense to the way he was bullying Arianna Huffington like the big kid in the schoolyard. I mean, who is this guy? What has he done but make crappy movies like Lone Wolf McQuade and schlep crappy products like that sliding exercise thingy? He has gong too far, and that’s why I’m calling him out.”
Dempsey said he prefers to fight Chuck Norris in a highly publicized venue with plenty of media coverage, but is willing to compromise on that point. He has issued the following invitation to Mr. Norris:
“I, Patrick ‘The Democrat’ Dempsey, hereby challenge Chuck Norris to a public fight. I propose that we arrange this battle as soon as possible, before the November election. That way, my defeating you will be a metaphor for how badly Obama will beat McCain in November. I further propose that we wear no pads for this fight — in other words, we do it like men. You seem to be highly skilled at bullying women on TV. Let’s see how you do against someone your own size.”
Sound Off, America
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September 11th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
They made this movie already, it is called “Idiocracy”. But sure, go ahead and do the MSM’s work for them. We are so busy fighting each other we forgot we are supposed to be one nation united. Maybe Rockem Sockem Robots could come out with the Collectible Nightly News Edition. Olbermann vs. O’Reilly or Hannity Vs. Mathews. No wonder the world thinks we are idiots.
September 11th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Idiocracy is the best movie ever. I’m glad you liked it as much as I did. As for being a “nation united” … what’s wrong with a guy uniting his fist with Chuck Norris’s fake teeth? Isn’t that a form of unity?
The world thinks we are idiots? That’s awful. It must be all those stupid American kids with the bottom-barrel math scores. Oh well … long division and geometry will never compete with PlayStation and sweet-ass movies like Idiocracy. Do you like Dazed and Confused also? That was Matthew McConaughey’s finest film, in my humble opinion. Party on, dude!
November 1st, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I think Dempsey is like the typical Dem., always ready to stand up for his beliefs. Kudos to him! The woman was rudely interrupted by Norris. Hey, I call it like I see it.
January 29th, 2010 at 10:58 am
LOL..Ricky “The Democrat” Dempsey, your name is as lame as your challenge to a living legend. What a man, challenge a Sr. citizen to a fight. You need a lesson taught to you. Where do you train tough guy? I have 30 yrs in MArital Arts and would love to come by a see your skills..your a joke. Besides Chuck would probably still destroy you and he is over 65. Your not in his leage boy!
January 29th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Mike: You should spend less time working on your “marital arts,” and more time working on your spelling. You do realize this is a parody website, right? Most people are tipped off by the Hasselhoff cyborg story, or the Chupacabra story, or the fact that it says “parody news website” at the bottom of the page. But then again, you’ve probably been making an ass out of yourself for your entire life, so why stop now?