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Provocative Spandex Outlawed in Williamson County

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

Round Rock, TX — Williamson County officials announced today a new ordinance that bans the outdoor wear of certain types of spandex.
The new ban has local joggers and cyclists in an uproar, but county officials have asserted that the typical spandex outfits worn by most athletes would not be affected by the ban — only […]

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