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American Idol to Merge With American Gladiators
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008In a last-minute news conference today, it was announced that the hit show American Idol will merge with the ailing American Gladiators in an attempt to breathe life into the latter show.
The details of the new show — American Idolators — have not yet been finalized. But a network source said that the format will […]
Austin Code-Breaker Reveals Miss Teen South Carolina Plot
Saturday, September 8th, 2007If you’ve watched any major news network over the last week, you’ve probably seen the story of Miss South Carolina at the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.
When asked a straightforward question about the number of Americans who cannot locate the U.S. on a map, the beauty contestant lapsed into a nonsensical diatribe about South Africa, […]