• As our national health care debate devolves into a geriatric shouting match about Nazis, we thought it was high time for a sanity break. So we asked Jade the Stripper, our senior political analyst, to talk about health care reform in layman’s terms.

    We first met Jade in October of 2008, when Barack Obama and John […]

  • Austin, TX — Angered by a Chuck Norris appearance on the Larry King Show, an Austin man has challenged the former actor and karate star to a fight.
    On September 10, Chuck Norris appeared on the Larry King Show along with Arianna Huffington and Ari Fleischer. Mr. Norris was extremely vocal in his support for John […]

  • In a last-minute news conference today, it was announced that the hit show American Idol will merge with the ailing American Gladiators in an attempt to breathe life into the latter show.
    The details of the new show — American Idolators — have not yet been finalized. But a network source said that the format will […]

  • If you’ve watched any major news network over the last week, you’ve probably seen the story of Miss South Carolina at the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.
    When asked a straightforward question about the number of Americans who cannot locate the U.S. on a map, the beauty contestant lapsed into a nonsensical diatribe about South Africa, […]