Archive for November, 2007
Remains of Fifth Dentist Found in Shallow Grave
Friday, November 23rd, 2007Austin, Texas - 11/23/07 — Police announced that the skeletal remains of the mysterious “fifth dentist” were discovered yesterday in a stretch of woods of South Austin.
Anyone who owns a television has probably heard the gum advertisements citing how “Four out of five dentists recommend [product] to their patients…” Over the years, in fact, many […]
Turkeys Terrorize Elementary School After Fundraiser Goes Awry
Thursday, November 15th, 2007Austin, TX - 11/14/07 — An Austin, Texas elementary school went into full lock-down mode yesterday as rampaging turkeys struggled to get inside.
When you think of turkey hunting, you would normally think of man as the hunter and the turkey as the prey. But an unusual turn of events reversed that relationship Wednesday, when more […]
Austin Man Paints Himself Into Corner, Trapped for 24 Hours
Sunday, November 11th, 2007Austin, TX - 11/11/07 — An elderly man painted himself into a corner of his North Austin home and was trapped there for more than 24 hours as the paint dried.
The story unfolded in the Wells Branch area of North Austin on Saturday. The man, who lives alone, was renovating his one-story home and had […]